SEND IN THE CLOWNS
A Naboo the Enigma/The Doctor crack!mix
Fandoms: Doctor Who, The Mighty Boosh
Basic Idea: Naboo and the Doctor were together, a long time ago. Both of them screwed stuff up, the Time War and the Doctor's exile happened, and whatever they had mostly fell apart, not that either of them really tried to fix it.
So... they just run into each other randomly, maybe Torchwood needs some shaman awesomeness and the TARDIS threw the Doctor into some nearby cornfield.
They reconize each other on sight, Naboo reading the Doctor's aura or something. It's been a long time.
Naboo: Oh #$@#%, he's the last person in the universe I want to see right now. Is my turban on straight? I need a drink.
The Doctor: This is awkward...On the plus side, he hasn't cursed me yet! Maybe we can work something out, I miss his hash cakes.
Naboo's still pretty annoyed, and the Doctor's pretty messed up due to the Master perishing and him suddenly being (pretty much) the only Time Lord again.
But they're both pretty nostalgic.

( send in the clowns )